Wednesday 31 October 2007

Im bored

twas a bright and sunny day,
two little pigs came out to play,
twigs and stones they threw at each other,
ran around and laughed at each other,
suddenly the farmer came,
saw them and told his pretty dame,
"see them bitch, now thats something i would like to kiss"

the little pigs heard this and shuddered,
paled, prayed to be spared, pitifully blubbered,
as farmer puckered his lips,
and pretty dame put her hands on her hips.

suddenly a shooting star plunging from the sky,
burnt them all,
and made them cry,
which shows that gamblings not a sin,
provided that you always win!